dreyer's, new limited flavors zzz
if at this point, it feels like, oh new dreyers ice cream flavor zzzz who cares, remember that ice cream is one of the foundations of this blog; and w/ summer on the wane, the new product stream is starting to dry up. (so there won't be many more new flavors to report, see.) Besides, these are so new, they’re not even on the website yet – how newsworthy is that? none of the 3 new ltd-edition flavors – cinnamon, coconut pineapple, and banana nut – are truly novel … dreyer’s parlor line (for 3rd party vendors who sell it by the cone) has coco pineapple and cinnamon. and HD has coco pineapple. and blue bunny has cinnamon. and baskin-robbins has banana nut. But these flavors are new-ish to smkts and that’s interesting, as is the fact that they’re all sorta light & fruity & summery*foto is actually ltd-edition root beer cuz these flavors = so new, no fotos yet
posted by TG @ 12:10 PM
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17 Comments:
Oh a new dreyers ice cream flavor who cares
Z SHOULD ALSO REMEMBER THAT SUMMER IS ON THE WANE AND THE NEW PRODUCT STREAM IS STARTING TO DRY UP.
I DO! PLUS, THESE NEW FLAVORS AREN'T EVEN ON THE WEBSITE YET, SO THAT MAKES THEM PRETTY DAMN NEWSWORTHY.
I love cinnamon flavored ice cream. I took some decent vanilla added a good bit of cinnamon, some chocolate crunchy bits, and a good dash of habanero powder (not enough though, more next time) and it was lovely.
You people are such chumps. Goddamned chumps. You think I can't read the internet? I fucking OWN the internet. You think you can slide in on my piece of it? Oh no you di-int! No cyber-pirate is going to take my identity. Yo-ho-NO!
I WILL BE MAILING DOG KILLER SOME FINE GRAINED POWDER IN A REGULAR BUSINESS SIZED ENVELOPE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS.
Summer's not on the wane. The environment is just returning to normal after the natural fluctuation of global temperatures that has been occuring over the last couple of decades.
Read my lips: Soon you'll see the polar regions refreezing, probably incorporating delicious flavors like cinnamon in giant ice cream caps at both ends of the earth
And, with any luck, the President (and maybe the Vice President) will order the ice caps covered in Cool WhipⓇ. Also, with any luck, those traitors who are claiming that the oil companies are at fault for the alleged warming of the earth will get caught in the newly re-frozen poles. That will add a nice crunchy texture to your cinnamon-chocolate-habanero ice cream concoctions!
All I can say is, you had better vote Republican this November, or NONE of this will happen!
My brother in Krakow, who was cyogenically laid to rest 9 years ago due to terminal loose bowel syndrome, had to be re-frozen last week after the electricity went out for 4 days.
All I can is that was the closest I ever want to come to a re-frozen pole.
If your Pole remains frozen for more than four hours, you should see a doctor.
I have a feeling that Dean wouldn't know a muffin if it walked up and smacked him in the face. But that ice cream was faaaaaaaaaaabulous!
Dreyer's seems to come out with new flavors every other month. At some point I think they're going to be pulling out random ideas out of their asses, like banana and peanut butter ice cream, which by the way, could possibly help us flush out Elvis from his wood shed in the forests of Montana.
TG doesn't like Dreyers. TG doesn't like Blue Bell. What about Haagen Dazs and Ben & Jerry's. Is there any good ice cream???
I am glad to see that some of that close-out Starbucks ice cream crap has finally made it down to you in Gitmo, Dean. That stuff's been sitting around our -- I mean "Halliburton's -- warehouses for years. We -- I mean "they" -- have been calling it Renditionacchino Fudge for as long as I can remember, because we -- I mean "they" -- would only serve it to people not protected by the Geneva Conventions.
tg... we are turning blue while wondering what has become of your blog picture?
TG's probably getting blued herself!
(slut)
Is T.G. going to post an item today? (Just wondering!)
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