frutzzo pomegranate acai juice
F U consume food or drink at all, you’ve heard of pomegranate. F U stay up on sprouty healthy stuff, you’ve also heard of acai (which it turns out is pronounced AH-sigh-EE, not ah-KYE, as I’ve been mis-pronouncing it), made from an exotic Amazonian berry and said to have healing-nutritional powers. Acai is a bitter mouthful unless you doctor it up w/ sugar and-or other flavors. God bless ‘em, Frutzzo Pomegranate Acai gives it 2 U pretty much straight: pom+acai+pear juice. Frutzzo, a small co. outa MN, was a pioneer on the acai front and good 4 them; but even for someone who can do bitter, this is a stretch (tho irreproachably good-4-U). I did what jamba does: blended it w/ blueberries & froz bananas into a fmoovie
posted by TG @ 11:38 AM
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F ME? F U! MOTHER F'ER.
Hey Donald, you may be married to someone that does't speak English, but you're not in Slovenia, you idiot.
Can I just say that this is the most bizarre blog entry ever to link to my site? :-)
You need to give a better explanation of how to say "acai." All you've done right now is confuse the issue. I have my theories on what is the correct pronunciation and they don't mmatch yours.
You should have written about Naked. Why didn't you write about Naked?
TH-TH-THEY DUH-DUH-DON'T MUH-MUH-MATCH? STUTTERER! F-F-F-F U!
Today, July 6, is Bush's birthday. Give him a bash he'll never forget - a pro-choice Congress.
My Fair Lady is right... The correct pronunciation is "ASS-eye."
I CAN GIVE BUSH A BITE IN THE ASS EYE FOR HIS B.D.
Never mind, I found the link to Naked. It should be the other way around. Naked should be the main story here. Naked juices rock.
Has anyone there been to South Fork Ranch?
Is Becky a member of the en-VARE-ee-TAY family, or the en-ver-EE-tay family or the en-ver-RYE-tay family, or does he just like to dress up in drag and call himself Luk-kee?
I don't think it matters what you call Becky, as long as you like her shoes.
That's amazing, TG. I was just watching this doctor dude on the telly talking about how good pomegranate is, and also, he mentioned this big fat charry that has 60 times more vitamin C than an orange. And here it is!
The entire NYCE nation salutes you!
arrrrrgh beedar! did someone mention wenches?
BK, when you're unsure as to how to pronounce something, accents can be quite a helpful guide. (Unfortunately, that infernal "acai" has no accaients.)
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Burkina Faso is one of my favorite places.
Not only do they have the best-named capital in the world (Ouagadougou), but they have no New York Times there. In fact, they don't even have a Ouagadougou Times.
Here's how Wikipedia describes Ouagadougou's media:
"Communication and media have been developed in Ouagadougou which contributes a lot to the development of the city. These infrastructures have been recessed due to the reason that the municipal council members have decided to undertake some actions in order to reduce some insufficiencies. Insifficiencies such as the lack of health care, prostitution, low education rate, the criminal rate and so on. The leaders considered that to achieve these goals, the population, must be sensitized, which is done through communication and media, hence this causes their prestige."
In other words, Ougadougou's media does exactly what the government tells them to do. That's what the goddam New York Times ought to do, too! If the editorial page of the Wall Street Friggin' Journal can do what we tell them to do, then why can't the Jew York Times?
And by the way, somebody find me the home address of the author of that Wikipedia article, pronto! Need to get them to serve as the President's (and maybe the Vice President's) speechwriter. "Insifficiencies such as the lack of health care, prostitution, low education rate, the criminal rate and so on." Sounds just like the President (and maybe the Vice President), don't you think?
What what a resident of Burkina Faso call hisself? Burkina Fasoite? Burkina Fasoian?
A Republican patriot.
Residents of Burkina Faso are called Burkin stock.
BK that's a good one
This is just laughable. An Emmy? What's an Emmy? I'll tell you what it's not --IT'S NOT AN OSCAR. It's not a BOX OFFICE SMASH. You little people and your little victories just make me LAUGH.
Tom, can you say "yes chef?"
Kiss my grits, "chef".
pay me my money
I'm sorry to see these posts! Second time today I've come across sites where I'm trying to get info, and people are trying to display their "intelligence". Very sad!
Whatever. I was also looking for information and these posts made me laugh out loud, so literally that I took the time to spell it out.
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