Thursday, July 06, 2006

frutzzo pomegranate acai juice

F U consume food or drink at all, you’ve heard of pomegranate. F U stay up on sprouty healthy stuff, you’ve also heard of acai (which it turns out is pronounced AH-sigh-EE, not ah-KYE, as I’ve been mis-pronouncing it), made from an exotic Amazonian berry and said to have healing-nutritional powers. Acai is a bitter mouthful unless you doctor it up w/ sugar and-or other flavors. God bless ‘em, Frutzzo Pomegranate Acai gives it 2 U pretty much straight: pom+acai+pear juice. Frutzzo, a small co. outa MN, was a pioneer on the acai front and good 4 them; but even for someone who can do bitter, this is a stretch (tho irreproachably good-4-U). I did what jamba does: blended it w/ blueberries & froz bananas into a fmoovie

34 Comments:

At July 06, 2006 12:15 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

F ME? F U! MOTHER F'ER.

 
At July 06, 2006 2:16 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

These stupid guineas in Jersey are KILLING me. What kind of Italian shuts down casinos? I done wonders for this state and this is how they pay me back? Who do I gotta bribe to get this taken care of? Hey, Corzine, caccati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi!

 
At July 06, 2006 3:08 PM, Anonymous consulate said...

Hey Donald, you may be married to someone that does't speak English, but you're not in Slovenia, you idiot.

 
At July 06, 2006 3:31 PM, Blogger Becky said...

Can I just say that this is the most bizarre blog entry ever to link to my site? :-)

 
At July 06, 2006 3:56 PM, Anonymous my fair lady said...

You need to give a better explanation of how to say "acai." All you've done right now is confuse the issue. I have my theories on what is the correct pronunciation and they don't mmatch yours.

 
At July 06, 2006 3:59 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

I think Becky's comment is the highest compliment ever paid to this site. I mean that's saying something.

 
At July 06, 2006 3:59 PM, Anonymous "OJ" said...

You should have written about Naked. Why didn't you write about Naked?

 
At July 06, 2006 4:01 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

TH-TH-THEY DUH-DUH-DON'T MUH-MUH-MATCH? STUTTERER! F-F-F-F U!

 
At July 06, 2006 4:04 PM, Anonymous naral said...

Today, July 6, is Bush's birthday. Give him a bash he'll never forget - a pro-choice Congress.

 
At July 06, 2006 4:06 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

My Fair Lady is right... The correct pronunciation is "ASS-eye."

 
At July 06, 2006 4:08 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

The rain in Romaine falls mainly on the mundane, frutzzo fagoli.

 
At July 06, 2006 4:11 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

I CAN GIVE BUSH A BITE IN THE ASS EYE FOR HIS B.D.

 
At July 06, 2006 4:12 PM, Anonymous "oj" said...

Never mind, I found the link to Naked. It should be the other way around. Naked should be the main story here. Naked juices rock.

 
At July 06, 2006 4:23 PM, Anonymous harry lagman said...

Has anyone there been to South Fork Ranch?

 
At July 06, 2006 4:41 PM, Blogger BK said...

Is Becky a member of the en-VARE-ee-TAY family, or the en-ver-EE-tay family or the en-ver-RYE-tay family, or does he just like to dress up in drag and call himself Luk-kee?

 
At July 06, 2006 5:38 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

I don't think it matters what you call Becky, as long as you like her shoes.

 
At July 06, 2006 7:52 PM, Anonymous Candy Perfume Girl said...

That's amazing, TG. I was just watching this doctor dude on the telly talking about how good pomegranate is, and also, he mentioned this big fat charry that has 60 times more vitamin C than an orange. And here it is!

The entire NYCE nation salutes you!

 
At July 06, 2006 7:55 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

I just love girls who smell like Jolly Ranchers.

 
At July 06, 2006 8:26 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

I think it would be such a great idea to have a whole family of people like me, named after cities. I want my first to be called Cleveland. Or maybe Uzbekistan.

 
At July 06, 2006 8:27 PM, Anonymous jolly roger said...

arrrrrgh beedar! did someone mention wenches?

 
At July 06, 2006 8:40 PM, Anonymous hooked on phonics said...

BK, when you're unsure as to how to pronounce something, accents can be quite a helpful guide. (Unfortunately, that infernal "acai" has no accaients.)

 
At July 06, 2006 9:06 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

A FEW SUGGESTIONS FOR DOG KILLER'S CHILDREN.

GAZA STRIPPER
SAINT TITTS AND NAVELS
LESBINON
HO-LAND
MORONICO
BLECHENSTEIN
FRENCH POLYPNESIA
TAIWAT

 
At July 06, 2006 10:21 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

Be careful, little mop-rag, or someone might accidentally "lose" you in burkina faso and never find you again...

 
At July 07, 2006 11:07 AM, Anonymous Dick Cheney said...

Burkina Faso is one of my favorite places.

Not only do they have the best-named capital in the world (Ouagadougou), but they have no New York Times there. In fact, they don't even have a Ouagadougou Times.

Here's how Wikipedia describes Ouagadougou's media:

"Communication and media have been developed in Ouagadougou which contributes a lot to the development of the city. These infrastructures have been recessed due to the reason that the municipal council members have decided to undertake some actions in order to reduce some insufficiencies. Insifficiencies such as the lack of health care, prostitution, low education rate, the criminal rate and so on. The leaders considered that to achieve these goals, the population, must be sensitized, which is done through communication and media, hence this causes their prestige."

In other words, Ougadougou's media does exactly what the government tells them to do. That's what the goddam New York Times ought to do, too! If the editorial page of the Wall Street Friggin' Journal can do what we tell them to do, then why can't the Jew York Times?

And by the way, somebody find me the home address of the author of that Wikipedia article, pronto! Need to get them to serve as the President's (and maybe the Vice President's) speechwriter. "Insifficiencies such as the lack of health care, prostitution, low education rate, the criminal rate and so on." Sounds just like the President (and maybe the Vice President), don't you think?

 
At July 07, 2006 11:45 AM, Anonymous titmouse said...

What what a resident of Burkina Faso call hisself? Burkina Fasoite? Burkina Fasoian?

 
At July 07, 2006 12:07 PM, Anonymous Dick Cheney said...

A Republican patriot.

 
At July 07, 2006 1:55 PM, Blogger BK said...

Residents of Burkina Faso are called Burkin stock.

 
At July 07, 2006 2:13 PM, Anonymous tg said...

BK that's a good one

 
At July 07, 2006 2:36 PM, Blogger Tom Cruise said...

This is just laughable. An Emmy? What's an Emmy? I'll tell you what it's not --IT'S NOT AN OSCAR. It's not a BOX OFFICE SMASH. You little people and your little victories just make me LAUGH.

 
At July 07, 2006 2:41 PM, Anonymous gordon ramsey said...

Tom, can you say "yes chef?"

 
At July 07, 2006 2:47 PM, Blogger Tom Cruise said...

Kiss my grits, "chef".

 
At February 12, 2007 12:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pay me my money

 
At April 27, 2007 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to see these posts! Second time today I've come across sites where I'm trying to get info, and people are trying to display their "intelligence". Very sad!

 
At February 19, 2009 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever. I was also looking for information and these posts made me laugh out loud, so literally that I took the time to spell it out.

 

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