Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Geisha Steak & Sushi Lounge

am mulling a theory here: that you can't get good sushi if the restaurant's too big (sq-ft-wise). (which conversely does not imply that all small sushi places have good sushi.) Geisha Steak & Sushi Lounge, up by CM in plano, has 4000+ sq ft., and it tries to do everything: sushi bar, robata grill, benihana/hibachi area. a coupla places have tried to do this very thing and failed, incl 9 Fish in frisco and Japon in plano, tho hibachi rock up in allen is still trucking along. do you think maybe out in the sticks, where rah fee-ish is still a challenge fer some folks, that they feel like they hafta offer multiple concepts in a single place in order to survive? But hey this should seal it for geisha: it has a VIP loft. cuz where else would you expect VIPs to hang out but a plano shopping ctr

3801 W George Bush Hwy, plano. 469-467-3944

23 Comments:

At November 01, 2006 11:23 AM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

Finally some goddamned news I can use. You'll note that every one of my properties has a VIP area. How else can one draw the right kind of clientele? If you don't provide a barrier between the commoners and the more deserving people, how are they supposed to know they're special? I plan to visit Geisha's champagne room during my purchase of the Bush tollway. I hope it lives up to its name.

 
At November 01, 2006 11:31 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Do they have geishas in the VIP lounge? This place wouldn't be run by some notorious ladies, would it?

 
At November 01, 2006 11:37 AM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

I don't frequent any bar or restaurant without a VIP area. It might as well not be open at all. It is dead to me. Doesn't exist.

 
At November 01, 2006 11:43 AM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

I have a great cheongsam that was custom-sewn to fit my exact proportions by a chinese tailor, located right down the street from the Shanghai Hilton. Hand-made, it was - and for a "low, low price"!

 
At November 01, 2006 11:59 AM, Blogger BK said...

So way up there, do the locals call it 'geesha' or 'gaysha?'

'Cause, I got '43% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom' on that damn test. Crikey... it's time to leave!!!

 
At November 01, 2006 12:23 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

I cracked 50% and am barely in Dixie. I'll take that as a positive score.

 
At November 01, 2006 12:24 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

LET'S FACE IT, IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH FOR DOG KILLER TO HAVE A CHIN ORGASM.

 
At November 01, 2006 12:40 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

PERHAPS DOG KILLER SHOULD HAVE A CUSTOM BURKHA MADE FOR HER, AS WELL. I ALSO KNOW A PLACE THAT'LL DO A CUSTOM MUZZLE.

 
At November 01, 2006 1:06 PM, Anonymous ex-coworker said...

I'm sure I'll be laughed at, but I've never understood why people make such a fuss about "robata".

 
At November 01, 2006 1:22 PM, Blogger BK said...

To truly appreciate robata, Grasshopper, one must first wade in the River Styx.

Domo arigato, Mr. Robata.

 
At November 01, 2006 1:34 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

13% Dixie. Definitely time to get out of here!

 
At November 01, 2006 1:48 PM, Anonymous tg said...

bk - hil-fucking-larious!

 
At November 02, 2006 9:56 AM, Anonymous linguista alfredo said...

One question: can you mull a THEORY? I have only heard of mulled CIDER or WINE.

 
At November 02, 2006 10:38 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Apparently, you haven't gotten as far as the second definition of mull:

mull2 (mŭl)

v., mulled, mull·ing, mulls.
v.tr.
To go over extensively in the mind; ponder.

v.intr.
To ruminate; ponder: mull over a plan.

[Probably Middle English mollen, mullen, to moisten, crumble. See moil.]

 
At November 02, 2006 1:21 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Be sure to wear protective clothing if you're mulling the idea of inviting over a mohel for some mulled wine.

 
At November 02, 2006 2:07 PM, Anonymous 2 can play that game said...

perhaps a macintosh made of mohair

 
At November 02, 2006 2:11 PM, Anonymous let's make it a party said...

altho, really, a mackintosh made of MYLAR would be more practical

 
At November 02, 2006 4:05 PM, Anonymous robbie mackintosh said...

I have a sporn made of Mylar.

 
At November 02, 2006 4:27 PM, Anonymous Pizza Guy said...

TG, where do you FIND these people?

 
At November 02, 2006 5:29 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

SCREW PEOPLE.

 
At November 03, 2006 6:55 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

Thanks for the tip, Twisted Link.

 
At November 03, 2006 9:25 AM, Anonymous clairevoyant said...

Okay, I got 8% on the "How Dixie R U?" test. Love my tonic with my chowdah.

 
At November 03, 2006 9:28 AM, Anonymous soofsayer said...

clairevoyant better be fixin to git her texas on if she wants to keep livin here. y'all.

 

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