Monday, June 05, 2006

Laloo’s Goat’s Milk Ice Cream

Marc, the Indian scout of NYCE, suggested LaLoo’s goat’s milk ice cream as a blog item wks ago but it got (unfairly) dismissed as some kinda west coast boutique thing, cuz what’s the point of spotlighting a product most people can’t get? But then WF picked it up; CM, too. So now it’s still a boutique item but one-you-can-get-in-more-stores. "boutique item" in this case = $$$$, or more specifically $7.99 for a frigging pint. The rationale for this steep price izzat it takes 10 goats to produce the same amt of milk as a single cow. Goat’s milk iz said 2 B digestible for lactose-intolerant people so that’s a built-in mkt, altho the flavor of this stuff definitely has more of a tang than regular i.c. They have some interesting flavors: choc cabernet, pumpkin, cheesecake, molasses tipsycake, & mission fig which has nice little bits of seed

22 Comments:

At June 05, 2006 1:27 PM, Blogger Tom Cruise said...

Some updates before I head off to Japan, where M:I:III will slay the nips, and where I'm rightfully considered a giant among men. Sorry you can't afford to be there, but be sure to catch the newsreels, because I'll be showing what makes me cinema's #1 action star.

Maybe that's why I'm feeling particularly American this week. The old testosterone is at an all-time high with my genes being replicated recently, an action-packed thriller and now we have this NASCAR deal going on. Yeah, man, fast cars. I know my way around cars. Screw the towel-heads and the oil shortage. HA! Seriously folks, we believe there's enlightenment to be found in grinding gears and burning rubber. An we have some exciting L. Ron gear shift heads and LED accessories that'll be available for you to purchase real soon, ya hear?

Meanwhile, I'm getting the woman in shape. I don't know what happened, but I go away for a little while and she gets all dumpy and "depressed." That's ok, I have a program and she'll be fine for the wedding. If she wants to get married and have a house on a hill that is.

 
At June 05, 2006 4:13 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

I bet the mission fig variety is very good. One of the best desserts I've ever had was fig ice cream made with sheep's milk.

Word verification: pankroz, as in "If my pankroz were working better, I could eat more ice cream!"

 
At June 05, 2006 5:28 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

There's a milky "dessert" treat that I like quite a lot, but it's hot, not frozen.

 
At June 05, 2006 5:33 PM, Anonymous dalai yumyum said...

Have you ever had ice cream made from a yak? Quite good

 
At June 05, 2006 5:34 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

Also it does NOT contain figs. (Figs are gross.) The milky dessert I'm thinking about, you kindof toss straight down your throat, like a shot.

 
At June 05, 2006 5:35 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

And it's dispensed from an ingenious vessel. I can't explain any further.

 
At June 05, 2006 5:41 PM, Anonymous bedouin said...

Oh, you haven't had anything until you've tried a nice camel-urine sorbet.

 
At June 05, 2006 5:44 PM, Anonymous agnostic said...

Hey Dalai Dum-Dum, do you mean ice cream made from a yak's MILK? What an idiot.

 
At June 05, 2006 6:48 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

DOG KILLER DOESN'T CARE IF IT COMES FROM A CAMEL OR A YAK, AS LONG AS IT COMES.

 
At June 05, 2006 6:50 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

WHO'S ROZ AND WHY ARE YOU SPANKIN' HER? OR IS THAT A PET NAME FOR YOUR YAK?

 
At June 05, 2006 8:07 PM, Anonymous Joker said...

Paris:

This comments area seems devoted to silliness but I have a real question I'd like to ask: How many squirts in a serving, how many calories, and how many servings in this dessert?

 
At June 05, 2006 8:28 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

1. Do I know? and
2. Do I care?

Take a good long hard guess as to the answer to those questions above. Hint: It's the same answer for both.

 
At June 06, 2006 10:04 AM, Anonymous firsst time visitor said...

This is my first visit to your blog. I like your entries but who writes these comments?

 
At June 06, 2006 11:00 AM, Anonymous Mrs. P said...

Also my first time visiting. (It has taken me forever to post a comment. I hope it works this time.) I am wondering why I can't see any of your pictures.

 
At June 06, 2006 11:08 AM, Anonymous The mad professor said...

firsst time visitor,

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Pleasse come back ssoon.

TMP

 
At June 06, 2006 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't imagine spending $8 on a pint of ice cream. At its worst, Haagen Dazs is half that price.

 
At June 06, 2006 2:26 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

That's because you're poor and miserable.

 
At June 06, 2006 5:05 PM, Anonymous Ivanna said...

Donald, . . . you're fired!

 
At June 06, 2006 5:42 PM, Anonymous melania said...

Zees ees vhy you got dumped, Ivana; you can't even spell your own name!

 
At June 06, 2006 7:46 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

Keep talking and neither of you will see another dime.

Verification: tomvty, as in tom cruise has a very tiny yak.

 
At June 06, 2006 8:37 PM, Blogger BK said...

I was a coaster on this thread till now, but it's time to say... Yakety yak, don't talk back!

 
At June 07, 2006 7:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the problem with this blog??? I tried to leave a comment all day

 

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