Wednesday, June 14, 2006


sumfin different today, hope the links work:

* Mcdonald’s just figured out that people are drinking bevs other than Coke, and is testing alternatives from coke’s competitors in some Texas outlets. (But don’t worry, they say; maybe if people come in to buy an iced tea, they’ll get a coke too!)
* Houlihan’s is coming back to Dallas, sez the Dallas Biz Journal. (Unfortunately, the CEO says the following: "it’s not your father’s Houlihan’s". a certain pompous, old-coot writer at the dallas morning snews uses that "it’s not your father’s blah-blah" cliche all-the-time. it's the ultimate in hackery. But I digress.) W/ this big "comeback" (snicker) Houlihan's will tout a "foodie-oriented menu": goat chz bruschetta, pan-seared tilapia, and mustard-encrusted salmon. whooHOO. & instedda golden oldies, the music'll be "indie sounds". (Not making this up) the D branch will be across from northpark.
* Whole Foods is trying to figure out humane ways to sell live lobster. by giving them little "condos". if that doesn’t work, they may stop selling them altogether. If you don't really give a shit about how horridly most supermarket chicken-pork-beef has been treated, then maybe you’ll respond to this: humane processing makes the food taste better.
* 1 cup of coffee a day cut the risk of cirrhosis by 20%, sez a study of more than 125K people. Four cups /day cut it by 80 %.


At June 14, 2006 11:52 AM, Anonymous passing through said...

I like this. I like your regular items but this is a good change.

Trying to hit your blog hasn't been easy lately.

At June 14, 2006 12:11 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Goddammit. If I wasn't so addicted to coffee I could be an alcoholic.

At June 14, 2006 12:45 PM, Anonymous clairevoyant said...

huh, i sort of gave up coffee for a short while, but had a craving, so i started back. i THOUGHT my liver was trying to tell me something.

(word verification: oaaat)
maybe i'm supposed to start eating oaaatmeal, too?

At June 14, 2006 1:10 PM, Anonymous soofsayer said...

now it's just time for clairevoyant to get back on the sauce!

At June 14, 2006 1:13 PM, Anonymous clairevoyant said...

only if my word verification had been "wiiiiine"

At June 14, 2006 1:58 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

I'd rather give up lobster than give up coffee. In fact, from here on out, no more lobster. Unless I'm in Maine where I hear they eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner, whether it lives in a condo or a town home or a trailer.

At June 14, 2006 2:15 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

1 cup = 20%
4 cups = 80%
Why not just go for the whole, 100% cure, and have 5 cups a day?

At June 14, 2006 2:46 PM, Anonymous einstein said...

Hey, that Kirk fellow is a math whiz.

At June 14, 2006 3:53 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

I whiz only after five cups of coffee.

At June 14, 2006 4:06 PM, Blogger BK said...

What about 4 cups of coffee with 2 oz of Remy in each -- does that count?

At June 14, 2006 8:41 PM, Anonymous p diddy said...

fo shizzle, honkey, but hennesy is the the po' of choice


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