Thursday, February 23, 2006

Gooey's Treats Yogurt Shop

'member when frozen yogurt used to be a thing, when there wuz a froz-yog stand on every corner? For various reasons, it’s sort of over, but there are still hangers-on. Gooey’s is a 2-store chain in Dallas that picked up where I Can’t Believe It’s Yogurt left off. (In fact, they used to once be ICBY stores.) There’ll always be lactose-intolerant types out there who appreciate a place like Gooey’s, where the product's 98% lactose free and where they also sell cakes, cookies, & other sweets. It's all soft-serve, they have a total of about 18 flavors, and they change flavors every 3 wks.

NEW location: 19177 Preston Rd. 469-737-8986
11700 Preston Rd @ SE corner Forest Ln. 214-691-9319


At February 23, 2006 12:21 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

NYCE is back, and I'm in a letter-writing mood! What up with that ho Martha Stewart? Did you see how I took her down? One letter and the media is ALL OVER me. I generate coverage like a giant toupe!

Nobody can ImClone The Donald. I don't know why I felt sorry for her and gave her an Apprentice show. Fire me? I'll fire YOU. YOU'RE FIRED! That's MY line. ... She has no balls. NO BALLS.

And that chick better watch out, or I'll start a home-improvement magazine and blow her off the planet.

At February 23, 2006 12:27 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...


At February 23, 2006 12:33 PM, Anonymous passing through said...

Is Gooey's supposed to be an appetizing name? Where's the new branch?

At February 23, 2006 12:37 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Passing Gas should slow down and read the entire item.

At February 23, 2006 12:44 PM, Anonymous passing you by, m.f. said...

Sorry Twisted Dick, some of us have better things to do.

At February 23, 2006 1:08 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

It's ok. You can save some time by not typing stupid questions.

At February 23, 2006 1:27 PM, Anonymous clairevoyant said...

Glad TG is back!!!
I think Donald No-Trump should worry more about eating some non-fat yogurt than what an ex-con from Connecticut is saying. Besides, you didn't write that letter, you're not fooling anyone!

At February 23, 2006 1:40 PM, Anonymous soofsayer said...

oh my clairevoyant - isn't "ex-con" a bit harsh? martha was framed! made a scapegoat simply because she's a successful female! surely you knew that

At February 23, 2006 1:44 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

Let me tell you, it's impossible to be a woman in the pubic, i mean, public eye and not have people take advantage and try to exploit you.

At February 23, 2006 1:46 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

February, 23, 2006

From: The Donald
To: Clairewhatever

Dear Claire:

NO BALLS! I can kick any yankee's ass. I own NY, and wouldn't bother to piss on Conn.


p.s. you better watch yourself or I'll buy BOTH the Carolinas.

At February 23, 2006 1:47 PM, Blogger Donald Trump said...

That's right, soof and paris: NO BALLS!

At February 23, 2006 1:49 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...



At February 23, 2006 2:32 PM, Anonymous tg said...

that new location of gooey's is at preston & the george bush tollway fyi

At February 23, 2006 2:52 PM, Blogger Rick Perry said...

Did somebody mention George Bush? I know his son. I owe my political career to that sumbitch's son.

Why, I couldn't be doin' what I'm doin' today if'n it wer'nt for old GW.

And Donald, git some hair, man. Or a codpiece. Or a life!

At February 23, 2006 4:11 PM, Blogger BK said...

Hey Dog Killer... thanks for the picture... appreciate it greatly!

Also, glad to see that things are back to "normal" around here... again...

At February 23, 2006 4:13 PM, Anonymous m.b. said...

What about the item TG wrote about in the first place! Gooey's Yougurt Shop, remember!!!

At February 23, 2006 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hoping you'd make mention of the cherry-filled Hershey's Kisses. Apologies if you did and I missed it.

Was never a fan of froz yog. If I have a frozen dessert, I like to go all the way – frozen custard or at least fat-filled ice cream.

– Texas T-bone

At February 23, 2006 5:46 PM, Anonymous kiss expert said...

Here's the News You Can Eat on cherry kisses, from November:

Here's another one

At February 23, 2006 6:41 PM, Anonymous clairevoyant said...

trumpless: you're threats are about as real as your hair! like any intelligent carolinian would make a deal with you!

soof: she did the crime, she did the time, in my book that makes her an ex-con. no judgement as to whether or not she was framed, but i'm sure you could find a good primer on framing on her website!

anonymous: the cherry kisses were great!

At February 24, 2006 9:29 AM, Anonymous Dick Cheney said...

Holy shit, Donald!

There's a quail coming out of that nest on your head!!!

At April 27, 2006 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend works at Gooey's. And i'm eating some chocolate and pistachio yogurt from there as I type this. It's good :D

And practically fat free, so I can eat as much as I damn well please.

At September 23, 2006 11:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just went to "Gooey's" a few hours ago, and I gotta tell you, I feel SOOO fat!!! I BARELY EAT AND EXERCISE TO DEATH!!!!!!

I'm fifteen, (and today, I weighed myself and I was exactly 100 lbs.) and I'm 5'3", and all I ate today was;

BREAKFAST: Oatmeal-Cranberry
Cookie; it was fat-free and only 200 calories, and the ingredients were so natural it was basically like having a packet of instant oatmeal.

SNACK: Three fat-free saltine-crackers, 1 banana

LUNCH: 8-10 oz. of all-white-meat lean, chicken breast, 1 gala apple, 1 orange, and 1 tiny dry, oatmeal cookie (and it was only 65 calories)

DINNER: 9 oz. cup of "Gooey's" non-fat, soft-serve icecream; I had half pistacio icecream, and half coffee icecream, no toppings-nothing added.

SNACK: a hand-ful of seedless green grapes, 1 gala apple, 1 orange, and 1 small, soft-serve icecream cone at "Chick-Fil-A"

And guess what else?! I make myself walk for 90-150 minutes EVERYDAY!!! And I NEVER take a day OFF!!! And I can't figure out why I can't sustain very much food; all this time I thought I had such a good metabolism-what am I gonna' do?

At February 21, 2007 11:41 AM, Blogger Michele said...

Not that this matters but I think Gooey's is also kosher.

At June 14, 2007 2:14 PM, Blogger Courtney said...

I love love love Gooeys. I tried it for the first time this past Saturday and was addicted at the first sampling.

At February 20, 2008 10:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

gooeys is nasty

At March 02, 2008 9:30 PM, Blogger kay, said...

I tried it yesterday, I got the strawberry sunrise.

I can guarantee you I'll be going there for the rest of my life.


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