Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Tab, pepsi milkshake, blah blah

Mosta the time the goal at NYCE is to write about stuff not reported elsewhere, ie, actual "news". Getting yr "news" offa press release sucks but some prods do merit mention. So here’s some re-hash you can find in lotsa other places. And let’s do a 2-for-1 so as to increase perceived value: 1. Tab Energy, which Coke announced mths ago another effort by the pathetic soft-drinkery to seem relevant and is free-sampling like crazy at Fashion Week in NY and will have a cutesy ad during the Oscars. 2. Pepsi / Ben & Jerry’s are gonna launch a bottled milkshake you can buy in the refrig section of conv stores similar to the deal pepsi has w starbucks

14 Comments:

At February 08, 2006 10:36 AM, Blogger Kirk said...

8-oz milkshakes? You can barely get a brain freeze off of something that small. Do you think they are going to have malts, too?

 
At February 08, 2006 11:23 AM, Anonymous Marvo said...

OMG, that can looks so cute. The pattern looks like something Jackie Onassis could've worn.

 
At February 08, 2006 11:46 AM, Blogger BK said...

Well, at 8-oz -- just like Brylcreem -- A Little Tab'll Do Ya!

 
At February 08, 2006 12:59 PM, Blogger Tom Cruise said...

A few notes before I leave for Australia. As most of you know I'm flying there to attend a funeral for Kerry Packer's funeral. I bestowed upon him the Scientologific light and he's very very rich. So don't get your hopes up that I'll be attending YOUR funeral just because you've converted ... but it's tantalizingly remotely possible.

Katie will be coming with. Don't believe the nonsense you hear about it being dangerous for her to fly this late into her pregnancy. Doctors often don't know a thing about medicine. I believe the combination of cabin pressure on a trans-Atlantic flight and variations in the specific gravity of the Earth running along Australian fault lines will finely attune the path of electrons in Tom Jr's ... I mean my baby's brain.

Also, a note on diversity. I've given Kanye West the privilege of recording the theme for M:I III. He's got a good look. You know, black, but not TOO black. And I hear he can sing. I attended a performance of his the other night, and while I couldn't tell exactly which performer he was, I was quoted in this article to good effect. This quote, however, was taken slightly out of context:

"Damn," said a very impressed Cruise, who was standing on a balcony above the stage surrounded by people such as Stephen Baldwin. "I remember when they used to just do drum solos."

I was speaking of Africans in general.

And lastly, this woman is stalking me. I have no idea who she is, but nothing she does relates to ANYTHING I'm involved in. I urge you to boycott anything she happens to be doing.

- Ta.

 
At February 08, 2006 2:51 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

Have you ever seen anyone MORE into themselves than Tom Cruise? He's so paranoid. Tom, try dealing with real-life problems, like having lazy Mexicans who are trying to destroy your personal life.

 
At February 08, 2006 3:15 PM, Blogger Tom Cruise said...

Paris, I urge you to be more tolerant of lazy minorities. Scientology teaches us that all men are capable, even if those capabilities are unrealized. My suggestion would be to find an Asian to plan the party for me. They seem to be farther along in the process.

 
At February 08, 2006 3:37 PM, Anonymous old hippie said...

T.G., the last thing I expected of your site was to see it sink down into dreadful stereotyping. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but has it crossed your mind to just delete those comments?

 
At February 08, 2006 3:45 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

HEY LOOK, A HIPPY SAID "DREADS."

 
At February 08, 2006 3:49 PM, Blogger emmmjay said...

tom why don't you get your own damn blog and stop boring the rest of us.

 
At February 08, 2006 3:59 PM, Blogger BK said...

Hey Pops...

Dallas is FULL of 30k millionaires.

Is THAT is stereotyping...?!

And, my verification word says detgay. You think det it is?

 
At February 08, 2006 4:11 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

When you're a genuine millionaire, those 30K types stick out worse than Hilary Duff's veneers.

 
At February 08, 2006 4:54 PM, Anonymous peanut gallery said...

Something tells me Old Hippie hasn't visited this site before

 
At February 08, 2006 8:14 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD. THOUGH NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT MLK'S DOG, WHITEY, AT THE FUNERAL YESTERDAY. WHITEY'S PAW WAS MANGLED DURING A POLICE INTERVENTION IN ALABAMA. LET US NEVER FORGET WHITEY.

 
At February 08, 2006 9:51 PM, Anonymous Bush the dyslexic said...

My fellow Amerkins, let us not politicize doG!

 

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