Tab, pepsi milkshake, blah blah
Mosta the time the goal at NYCE is to write about stuff not reported elsewhere, ie, actual "news". Getting yr "news" offa press release sucks but some prods do merit mention. So here’s some re-hash you can find in lotsa other places. And let’s do a 2-for-1 so as to increase perceived value: 1. Tab Energy, which Coke announced mths ago another effort by the pathetic soft-drinkery to seem relevant and is free-sampling like crazy at Fashion Week in NY and will have a cutesy ad during the Oscars. 2. Pepsi / Ben & Jerry’s are gonna launch a bottled milkshake you can buy in the refrig section of conv stores similar to the deal pepsi has w starbucks
posted by TG @ 10:14 AM
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11 Comments:
8-oz milkshakes? You can barely get a brain freeze off of something that small. Do you think they are going to have malts, too?
OMG, that can looks so cute. The pattern looks like something Jackie Onassis could've worn.
Well, at 8-oz -- just like Brylcreem -- A Little Tab'll Do Ya!
A few notes before I leave for Australia. As most of you know I'm flying there to attend a funeral for Kerry Packer's funeral. I bestowed upon him the Scientologific light and he's very very rich. So don't get your hopes up that I'll be attending YOUR funeral just because you've converted ... but it's tantalizingly remotely possible.
Katie will be coming with. Don't believe the nonsense you hear about it being dangerous for her to fly this late into her pregnancy. Doctors often don't know a thing about medicine. I believe the combination of cabin pressure on a trans-Atlantic flight and variations in the specific gravity of the Earth running along Australian fault lines will finely attune the path of electrons in Tom Jr's ... I mean my baby's brain.
Also, a note on diversity. I've given Kanye West the privilege of recording the theme for M:I III. He's got a good look. You know, black, but not TOO black. And I hear he can sing. I attended a performance of his the other night, and while I couldn't tell exactly which performer he was, I was quoted in this article to good effect. This quote, however, was taken slightly out of context:
"Damn," said a very impressed Cruise, who was standing on a balcony above the stage surrounded by people such as Stephen Baldwin. "I remember when they used to just do drum solos."
I was speaking of Africans in general.
And lastly, this woman is stalking me. I have no idea who she is, but nothing she does relates to ANYTHING I'm involved in. I urge you to boycott anything she happens to be doing.
- Ta.
Paris, I urge you to be more tolerant of lazy minorities. Scientology teaches us that all men are capable, even if those capabilities are unrealized. My suggestion would be to find an Asian to plan the party for me. They seem to be farther along in the process.
T.G., the last thing I expected of your site was to see it sink down into dreadful stereotyping. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but has it crossed your mind to just delete those comments?
HEY LOOK, A HIPPY SAID "DREADS."
Hey Pops...
Dallas is FULL of 30k millionaires.
Is THAT is stereotyping...?!
And, my verification word says detgay. You think det it is?
Something tells me Old Hippie hasn't visited this site before
I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD. THOUGH NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT MLK'S DOG, WHITEY, AT THE FUNERAL YESTERDAY. WHITEY'S PAW WAS MANGLED DURING A POLICE INTERVENTION IN ALABAMA. LET US NEVER FORGET WHITEY.
My fellow Amerkins, let us not politicize doG!
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