Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Kit Kat Milkshake

Continuing the theme of Ltd-Ed Items That Only A Few People'll Care About (and yet, care about passionately), here’s Kit Kat Milkshake, the newest and ostensibly coolest flavor ever ... for malt fans, that is, since "milkshake" seems to imply = "malt", yes? And when you eat it, you maybe do get a malty impression (tho one could also describe the taste as "dusty"). However, bait & switch alert, cuz there IS NO malt. There is sugar, milk, cocoa butter, wheat flour (?), & refined palm kernel oil (ick). There is yeast. But no malt

16 Comments:

At February 07, 2006 10:14 AM, Anonymous icecreamhead said...

Hey, Hey..FIRST TODAY!

I LOVE this new KitKat...Way to go TG!!

BTW, the Reese’s Double Chocolate peanut butter cup is AWSOME too, TG your are AMAZING!!

 
At February 07, 2006 11:40 AM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Personally, I'm saving my money for Kit Kat Steak and Kit Kat Ribs 'n' Chops.

 
At February 07, 2006 12:00 PM, Anonymous cybele said...

NO MALT! Well, I guess they don't say that it's malty on the package. But yeast? Does it taste more like beer?

I looked at the ingredients on my Carnation Malted Milk powder (for the rice krispie squares I made) and saw that they also list wheat flour and yeast on there (in addition to barley malt, too, and some powdered milk).

I still gotta try it.

 
At February 07, 2006 12:10 PM, Anonymous clairevoyant said...

tg:
I wouldn't assume milkshake = malt. Many places don't even have malt to add to their milkshakes. So, I think the bait'n'switch alert was a little over the top.
But, I'd still love to try this, and since FL never has anything new, perhaps I'll have to make a move to find all of these exotic new products!

 
At February 07, 2006 1:02 PM, Anonymous Master Baiter said...

cybele, on your candy blog, do you do stuff about ice cream, espresso drinks, and new restaurants in dallas?

I'm lonely and looking for info on such.

 
At February 07, 2006 1:35 PM, Anonymous Ms. Carriage said...

Lonely Master Baiter ... Why not start a blog of your own to cover such? It would be so much more productive than your constant kvetching here.

 
At February 07, 2006 2:21 PM, Blogger BK said...

Since I grew up on KitKat's as a kid, I had to try these the other day.

Not bad, but no real malt... at least not the soft-serve malt taste I was hoping for.

And milkshake? Hah!

 
At February 07, 2006 2:30 PM, Anonymous ms.ery said...

Since this is limited edition week,you should know that Burger Street has a limited edition burger on its menu. Has about a half jar of sliced green olives plus usual toppings. I'm an olive fan, but it is skippable.

 
At February 07, 2006 3:59 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

How can you people be so preoccupied with KIT KATS when I am having such a terrible week? Let me just say it, you can dye your hair platinum and wear oversized sunglasses, but there's only ONE Paris.

And any one of you caught so much as glancing at my diaries can expect a call from Daddy's lawyer

 
At February 07, 2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous peanut gallery said...

I've been meaning to ask - are Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise one and the same?

 
At February 07, 2006 5:47 PM, Blogger Tom Cruise said...

What are you, fucking stupid or something? What the HELL are you thinking? I can't believe this! It's SO HORRENDOUSLY WRONG AND STUPID. This is why I decided to grace the world with my progeny. I must do SOMETHING to prop up the gene pool.

 
At February 07, 2006 5:51 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

NOW THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT. THE DIARIES WILL EXPOSE ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THIS HO HAS DONE TO MY KIND. THE DOG KILLER WILL HAVE HER COMEUPPANCE.

 
At February 07, 2006 6:19 PM, Anonymous tg said...

ms.ery, that's BIG news - who woulda guessed you'd find a limited edition at burger street??? i've been wasting my time loitering in the aisles at SuperTarget!

 
At February 07, 2006 6:24 PM, Anonymous soofsayer said...

clairevoyant, methinks you need to look a little more deeply into your crystal ball to properly glean the intentions of Kit Kat, who are clearly implying "malt" with the deceptive "milkshake". why, in some places, if you want a milkshake, you ASK for a malt. you'd think a seer like yourself would know that, tsk

 
At February 07, 2006 8:33 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

When you are in one of those places where you ask for a "malt" when you want a "milkshake," what do you ask for if you want a "malt"?

 
At February 07, 2006 9:47 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

A CHANGE OF POLICY.

 

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