Jamba Juice Holiday Smoothies*
Assuming the topic were Jamba Juice (and it is), the obvious peg would be the Holiday Smoothies: Mighty Cherry Charger ("festive refreshment of succulent cherries, strawberries, & raspberry juice blah blah blah") & Orange Cherry Cheer (cherry+orange, you get the pic). But JJ also has these "functional" smoothies w/ megadoses of protein, Vit C, etc. There’s Coldbuster! and Acai Supercharger, w/ acai, a trendy, purply superfood which has beaucoup antioxidants. Plus ooky-colored green tea smoothies: Matcha Momentum & Matcha Green Tea Blast, w/ 75 mgs of caffeine. Green-tea caffeine = slow build to a low, mildly teeth-gnashing buzz. If you like that kind of thing, they even have green tea shots, sorta like espresso but green
* no photo = slacker jamba publicist no return emails yet
posted by TG @ 11:20 AM
21 comments
21 Comments:
Awww T.G., no more mimnt!?
Yes! I beat the Captain
So I know you are all tired from standing in line until midnight so you could get a DVD copy of my "War of the Worlds," which was released today. Thank you for being here, as expected. To those of you who were injured in the frenzy and didn't get a copy, call my pub and she'll send you out a coupon or something. Some things I'd like you to note about the DVD, however: I told Steven Spielberg NOT to include spanish and french subtitles, so don't blame me for that. I fought vigorously against them. Also, I asked that the two-disc collectors edition include some nudie shots of me, but that was also deemed a no go. So beware if you shell out the $40 for that piece of crap, it's not worth it. And lastly, my co-star Dakota Fanning was really, REALLY hot for me. But she just doesn't have that youthful glow that my Katie does. Sorry, babe. But points to you for trying.
Uh Tom helloooo how are we supposed to know who your pub is. You fired your sister, REMEMBER? sheesh
fuck off Tom
purple = barney
hee hee
Big deal Dean, I do that every night:)
clairevoyant, can you get to the botom of why the jamba juice publicist won't return his emails? we coulda used a smoothie foto/product shot here
I once dyed my toy poodle green, for a bitchin St. Patrick's Day party in Belize
Hi No Fan, contact my publicist and she'll tell you whom it is you're supposed to contact. Please try not to bother me with too many questions. I know it's hard.
NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A GREEN POODLE. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.
Have you ever been to the Pink Poodle in San Francisco, Twisted?
Anna Nicole, Twisted Dog's not like that!
ACTUALLY, THAT'S IN SAN JOSE, NICOLE. I'VE NEVER BEEN, BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO MEET YOU THERE.
A professional jello shooter kit link. Bravo!
tg,
could it be that they are hurriedly concocting a cranberry-gobbler flavored smoothie for thanksgiving, and have no time? or, perhaps she and tom's publicist are one and the same?
CLAIREVOYANT BLOWS THE LID OFF THE LAZY-PUBLICIST SCHEME!
Twisted Link:
I am fairly certain that many men have seen the back of Tom's head. When the lights were on, that is.
QUIT TYPING IN ALL CAPS, SOOF!!!
Tom's a bottom, but likes to be on his back.
Isn't that right Tommy?
Yeah, I love La Duni. That chick makes wicked desserts. Crappy town though. Oliver Stone has no taste.
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