von dutch energy drink
Energy drinks all have the exact same stuff, it’s just which age group is being targeted and how. The entertaining thing is seeing the cola guys scramble for a piece of the action. It doesn’t seem that complicated but their efforts so far (Coke’s KMX & Full Throttle; Pepsi’s Amp & new Mountain Dew MDX) have bombed. Coke’s latest tack is to outsource: It’s pairing up w/ the people behind the gross (tho moderately successful) Rockstar on Von Dutch Energy Drink, another Red Bull wannabe in a camo-colored can, hoping to lure in baby teens who know the brand cuzza its stupid trucker hats.
posted by TG @ 10:40 AM
20 comments
20 Comments:
Woo Hoo! First! A bit trendy for me though, TG. I mean, isn't it just designer Red Bull?
i think RED BULL is designer red bull. this stuff is just crap
plus check out the creeps who make it. the other thing i hate about this (& its evil twin cousin rockstar) is that they're "double" servings. so it's just a big gross shot of caffeine and junk. that's the "value" they added to the red bull formula - classic american TWICE AS MUCH. the elegant thing about red bull is its portion size.
And its ability to blend to nicely with vodka, TG.
Yeah, baby!
Wouldn't wear the hat, won't drink the drink.
We should all take a tip from the 80s and realize that two or three little snorts of coke, 20 to 30 times a day, is much more effective -- and easier to carry -- than a a case of these energy drinks. That's what got ME through high school.
Amen sister!
Sister? Apparently you haven't seen the giant syringe I've been carrying around. Much bigger than that can of Von Douche.
okay, brother then!
the fact is, most of the commenters on NYCE are packing some pretty big cans
I know I am!
I hate red bull and adding it to wodka is an insult to potatoes.
Oh and last is the new first, so there! :-P
tell me that last comment by the capt. is not brilliant
real men don't need energy drinks
That last comment by the capt. is not brilliant.
He's still not last though.
Am too.
Children, children, control yourselves. Besides, now neither of you are!
Everyone knows that rockstar kicks ass and red bull tastes like red bullshit.
Rockst*r All the way
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