Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Wonka Donutz bar

That Choc Factory movie came out mths ago, so obviously this Wonka Donutz bar isn’t brand new. But it hasn’t been universally available (IE, not at my local store). It's donutty in shape only - not a baked good - but a circle of choc w/ subtle crust & slightly softer fudge ctr. Admittedly, it looks shlocky w/ the sprinkles & stuff, and ok, it’s made for kids. But the quality's not bad, all choc, none of that dreaded palm kernel oil, tho in the end, it is just a Nestle product and, oddly, made in brazil

9 Comments:

At October 25, 2005 11:20 AM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

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At October 25, 2005 11:41 AM, Anonymous peanut gallery said...

Nice little scattered sprinkles.

T.G. will you be doing something on the mega M&M peanuts?

 
At October 25, 2005 12:19 PM, Anonymous tg said...

this is a pretty interesting story from NYTimes about the depletion of sea bass

 
At October 25, 2005 2:40 PM, Blogger Ron said...

Those poor Patagonian Tooth Fish are victims of marketing. Make them over with a slick name, and you can see the result! I'm boycotting. Are Reese's Pieces a good source of dietary protein and fiber?

 
At October 25, 2005 4:32 PM, Anonymous Dean said...

I'm saving my two cents for the next pizza thread. How's 'bout it, TG?

 
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At May 12, 2016 1:09 PM, Anonymous Videogamedunkey said...

Are there any of these Wonka Donutz left in existence? Have they all been banished to the eternal void for over a decade? I remember briefly during this mid-2000s period, where they were selling these Wonka Donutz, I really wanted them, because they looked delicious, but alas, I only got to have one Wonka Donutz, and it was a damn good Wonka Donutz. For years, I´ve forgotten that such godlike treats ever existed, for they vanished as soon as they existed. One day, however,out of nowhere, from way beyond, from the deepest, innermost, back of my mind, broke free the idea of these doughnuts in Wonka form. Unfortunately, by this time, all Wonka Donutz had died out, they were no longer available at any stores, even the online ones, and apparently they were only 99 cents! Supposedly, there are at least two left in existence, according to this webpage: http://www.oryans.com/ulwiwomoandc.html It´s 50 dollars, but to relive the delicious, minuscule, sprinkled chocolate doughnut tastes of 2005 I would. Never will many people know the exquisite taste, or even existence of the Wonka Donutz, but I will tell the tale for future generations of the distant past where climate change wasn´t that much of an issue, Paper Mario was the best before nintendo fucked it over, and that Wonka Donutz were gud. It was nice meeting you again, 2005. Oh, and spoiler alert: Michael Jackson dies in 2009.

 

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