Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Goldfish Sandwich Snackers


make mine a tuna on wheat

Big Goldfish, little Goldfish, flavored Goldfish, even colored Goldfish; at some point, Goldfish crackers became their own food category. New: Goldfish sandwiches – two crackers w/ filling, in three flavors: original w/cheese, original w/peanut butter, and cheddar w/peanut butter. Sortof like those square orange things they’ve been selling in vending machines forever. And boy, if you wanna see who Pepperidge Farm thinks the Goldfish audience is, just visit the frigging website (click on the title of this posting); it’s all bizzy graphics and video games and contests.

24 Comments:

At July 13, 2005 8:02 AM, Anonymous red ennk said...

two posting in one day; very good, ms. t.g.

 
At July 13, 2005 8:07 AM, Blogger TG said...

why thank you red ennk, altho - and i'm loathe to point this out - it's really just one posting. but yesterday's posting was so late that it just SEEMS like i posted it today. as mentioned previously, i had QUITE a deadline crunch. plus, i hadn't really gotten my wind after the holiday. but we're back on track now. early morning postings (w/ a NYCE-made soy latte), that's the goal

 
At July 13, 2005 9:57 AM, Anonymous a mom said...

Goldfish is for teething babies, and they certainly don't know how to play video games.

 
At July 13, 2005 10:41 AM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

I always thought goldfish pretzels went well with Schlitz.

 
At July 13, 2005 11:26 AM, Anonymous a mom said...

Babies don't drink Schlitz, eiher.

 
At July 13, 2005 11:57 AM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Well, if I was your baby, I'd certainly want to.

 
At July 13, 2005 12:31 PM, Anonymous concerned older mom said...

aren't goldfish rather small for teething babies? my worry is that they could suck one down their windpipe

 
At July 13, 2005 12:33 PM, Anonymous d.b. cooper said...

that's why you want to fill their bottles with beer, to ease the pain

 
At July 13, 2005 1:03 PM, Anonymous a mom said...

Are these comments supposed to be funny? My baby is 8 months old and has never had a problem with a Golfish.

 
At July 13, 2005 1:12 PM, Anonymous concerned older mom said...

seriously mom, i'd ask your child's doctor about the goldfish. i am just thinking of the inherent danger of letting babies have small objects.

 
At July 13, 2005 2:34 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

You should cut all the goldfish in half so that they're easier to choke on.

 
At July 13, 2005 2:40 PM, Blogger TG said...

did twisted link ever buy those square cheez'n crackers from the vends? or were they always provided to him by the ladeez

 
At July 13, 2005 2:44 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

I prefer peanutbutter and cheese crackers, and nobody ever gave me any of those.

 
At July 13, 2005 4:29 PM, Blogger emmmjay said...

the comments had been steadily getting more erudite. I am so glad to see we are getting back to my level with a chat about goldfish. And I am picturing them cut in half and choking babies. Nice!!

 
At July 13, 2005 4:46 PM, Blogger TG said...

emmjay that should be "NYCE"

 
At July 13, 2005 5:22 PM, Anonymous polar negri said...

in greenland they give teething babies strips of blubber

 
At July 13, 2005 6:40 PM, Blogger emmmjay said...

oops my mistake!! You are soooo right!!

 
At July 13, 2005 9:19 PM, Blogger TG said...

i'm forgetting now who the union-loving commie commenter was, but i found a pertinent/pretty good posting on the ariana huffington blog: union

 
At July 13, 2005 9:24 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Nice link

 
At July 13, 2005 9:31 PM, Blogger TG said...

why thank you, twisted. i owe it all to doris, whose noble, pioneering, trail-blazing linking skills inspired me to get off my tech-lazy ass and dabble in a little HTML

 
At July 13, 2005 9:54 PM, Blogger Twisted Link said...

Yeah, she's amazing. Especially with a slice of lemon.

 
At July 14, 2005 8:42 AM, Anonymous jimmy hoffa said...

thanks for the link, tg. obviously, i'm one of the union supporters. think ms.ery is on the good side, too

 
At July 14, 2005 1:35 PM, Blogger TG said...

ms. ery has been MIA. i hope you haven't made her disappear without a trace? if she doesn't start tossing in her 2 cents, we may resort to posting another item on her favorite coffee chain

 
At July 14, 2005 8:23 PM, Anonymous ms.ery said...

tg: another item on starbucks this week and if it were necessary, i WOULD come back from the dead.

 

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