Wednesday, March 08, 2006

blue bell flavor dump

OK this is gonna be an insult-free entry re: Blue Bell. Nunna the usual griping about their highway-robbery prices, cheapo ingreds, or weird ferrety secretiveness, just straight news about new seasonal flavors & there’s a bunch. (Of course, if Blue Bell follows SOP, then the flavors won’t taste as good as than they sound. But seriously, this is a no-judgment posting, so just the facts.) 1. Lemon Ice Box Pie, lemon w/ graham-cracker pieces & whip topping swirl (if it worked as Key Lime Pie Ice Cream, why not lemon eh). 2. Nutty Coconut, coconut w/ coco flakes & chopt almonds, pecans, & walnuts. 3. Choc Almond Marshmallow, dark choc swirled w/ marsh sauce + choc-coated almond pieces. Get that, almond pieces, not whole almonds. But seriously, no digs here. These follow Hot Chocolate, a new flavor that’s already in stores now

18 Comments:

At March 08, 2006 11:49 AM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

I THINK FERRETY FLAVORED ICE CREAM IS A VERY GOOD IDEA. I'D BE RABID FOR IT.

 
At March 08, 2006 11:56 AM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

Well, it comes as no surprise that the scraggly little mutt completely misread today's item. And I was certain that dog was rabid already.

 
At March 08, 2006 1:27 PM, Blogger BK said...

Hey, Dogface... CHECK THE LINKS!

I'm diggin' that you missed at least one of them!

 
At March 08, 2006 1:28 PM, Blogger BK said...

PS to Paris... my previous post was not directed at you.

This time...

 
At March 08, 2006 1:42 PM, Blogger Kirk said...

Chocolate Almond Marshmallow has been a favorite of mine in the past. The pieces of almonds always seemed quite large.

Word verification: pysuing (Is that when you are chasing after someone with a Maine accent, or what happens when 3.1416 files a civil case?

 
At March 08, 2006 1:44 PM, Blogger Paris Hilton said...

Yes, bk, it seems certain that if the mangy little fleabag had noticed that link, there would have been lots of insufferable crowing and gloating. But as has been made clear, that dog is illiterate!

 
At March 08, 2006 1:50 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

I AM NOT ILLITERATE, YOU DOG KILLING HO. I'M GRACIOUS AND I HAVE CLASS AND I'M NOT ONE TO CROW ABOUT MY VERY FINE SELF. UNLIKE YOU.

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SEE RABBITTY FLAVORED ICE CREAM, AND CATTY FLAVORED ICE CREAM.

 
At March 08, 2006 2:02 PM, Anonymous m.b. said...

Why not some crow-flavored ice cream, Twisted Dog?

 
At March 08, 2006 2:54 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

ONLY OLD LADIES EAT THAT.

 
At March 08, 2006 3:25 PM, Anonymous dick cheney said...

Hey...

Who the hell are you calling "ferrety?"

 
At March 08, 2006 7:01 PM, Anonymous ms.ery said...

twisted cur,

yes, i sometime have to eat crow, but my dog doesn't have to drink out of the toiled bowl.

don't care for blue bell ice cream, but the hot chocolate flavor reminds me of the frozen hot chocolate at serendippity in new york, an upper east side place that was popular with such as jackie o and her kids. it was more like a chocolate milk ice. a huge mountain of it came on a flat plate. my daughter thought it was cool.

 
At March 08, 2006 8:22 PM, Blogger Twisted Dog said...

WHAT'S A TOILED BOWL? SOUNDS FANCY.

 
At March 08, 2006 8:42 PM, Blogger Rick Perry said...

It's like a soiled rug. Like the Donald's hair. Unlike mine, which like my primary victory yesterday, is a WINNER!

 
At March 09, 2006 5:58 AM, Anonymous Icecreamhead said...

BLUE BELL BLOWS!

 
At March 09, 2006 9:58 AM, Anonymous Triumph said...

When did Twisted Dog become a spelling nazi! What a hilarious little minx. Come over here so I can poop on you.

 
At March 10, 2006 12:23 PM, Blogger shootbarno said...

Really though, why is it so hard to get Rocky Road?
Do you have to be at the store when the driver delivers?

 
At March 10, 2006 12:48 PM, Anonymous ice creamer said...

Blue Bell Rocky Road in particular? Or just any Rocky Road. I see Breyers Rocky Road all the time. Does Blue Bell even have a Rocky Road?

 
At March 11, 2006 10:46 AM, Blogger shootbarno said...

Blue Bell Rocky is the best, much better than Beyers... thicker or somthing. Its demand seems to always outstrip supply. ahh Rockey were are thou?

 

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