Tic Tac silvers
It’s silly to single out one product as the dumbest. But Tic Tac Silvers surely gets a spot on the list. Itzza "specially formulated candy mint", individ wrapped in shiny foil, w/ a "sweet outer coating & a minty center". In other words, a Tic Tac in a fancy wrapper. They’re described as "perfect for entertaining and sharing w/ your guests". What, opening a container of Tic Tacs and shaking them out onto your guests’ palms isn’t enough? One of their selling points: they’re "perfect for decorating your home in a beautiful & tasteful manner". Cuz nothing says good taste like bits of foil on a tabletop. They come in 2 flavors: pepp & orange.